January 29
I wake up cold, go for a run to warm up.
Watched The Long Firm on dvd last night. Phil Daniels
was in it which made me listen to Quadrophenia - forgot
how English it is...
Get a phone call from a girl from Dusseldorf, missing
me and wanting to make love... After thirty seconds
of consideration realise Saturday night is alright -
wonder what to wear? Hopefully nothing...
January 28
My ipod stopped working again, sooooooooooo, spent
all yesterday afternoon at Apple in Regent Street getting
my 5th one this year !!!!! So much for technology...
Ugh, Friday morning. It's cold, damp and my heating
is broken - and I don't know how to fix it. Kazuyo,
the disgusting, filthy, chain-smoker is ill. I've got
the flu, I'm dizzy - nothing to do with chain smoking
is it? She needs a good beating... I've got loads to
do and can't find where she's put things...
Play The Mars Volta cd - it takes some listening. It's
new and fresh, the sort of music people wish they could
make.
Hear the sad news of Jim Capaldi dying of stomach cancer...
I always liked Traffic.
January 25
The Blink Gallery in Poland Street have a
very big print of one of my Pete Townshend photos
in the window - I was very pleased about this...
Not so pleased that Daniel, the owner, has not
put up my NUDE photo of Nikki Sixx. He tapdanced
around the reason why - it might offend etc -
he might have it framed above his bed so he can
dream about the 'Crue at night - ooooh Nikki... |

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January 24
Atsuko from Japan has sent me the new issue of
Precious - far better-looking than most rock bands... |

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Here's Steve Clark from the new issue of Guitar
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Scarlet Page has just come back from New York - it's
now snowbound. The same thing happened after she came
back from LA - all the rain - I'm not going anywhere
after her... She shot Jimmy Chamberlain's new band -
he asked after his hero - me...
I hate to admit it, but it's nice to have Kazuyo back...
January 23
Had dinner with Kevin Shirley and John Bionelli at
Nobu. John was very happy because he'd met Kazuyo for
coffee - his face was very flushed with a rosy look...
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Had a
funny conversation with Slash and Duff about Sly Stone.
They told me Duff was his neighbour and how they'd
do crack at his house or was it 'base - neither could
quite remember... Funny how fans think these were the
good old days... They finished the show with Five To
One by the Doors.
Go to say goodbye to Slash - he's hanging out with the
"legendary" John Sykes of the not very legendary
Tygers Of Pan Tang. I think I shot them once for the
first issue of Kerrang, or was it Sounds (Geoff Barton
would be crying if he was here, and singing 'Slide it
in right to the top etc' - oops, wrong band!).
January 22
Have a nice lazy day - very sunny, go to Box Hill.
It might be sunny but it's COLD...
Slash rings 'Where were you?' Nice of him to ring...
January 21
My friend Gordon's birthday. Meet him in DKNY with
Jimmy Page for lunch, I give him a signed photo from
the show last week - Slash has written "Happy Fuckin
Birthday"... He's very happy (I should thank John
Bionelli, as he sorted it out).
I was meant to go to the show at Brixton but couldn't
face Friday night traffic...
January 18
Kim Alvarez, an Eminem fan, has written to me asking
how I felt when photographing Em naked - how I felt
? Well, I would have felt a lot happier if it was Maggie
Cheung or Koyuki, or even a bit of Danish... What a
question. Perhaps I should write that I ogled him longingly
and with lust (something Simon, my agent, would do)...

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Here's the cover of the new Cinderella cd,
designed by my friend Tom Jerman. The picture
was from a session I did in Los Angeles - don't
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Got this sent to me on my fansite. When I shot Dave
Navarro, my friend Wilf Wright, who used to be his
tour manager said what a great guy he was and defended
him after I found him to be a total wanker. Wilf couldn't
understand why he behaved this way.
Anyway this is what
Dave Navarro has posted on his fansite.
Ross,
I don't really recall this time in particular, but
if I did anything to piss you off, I apologize. Have
a great New Year.
Peace,
Dave Navarro
You know, thinking about it, he's right. Peace to you
Dave. And a Happy New Year.............
Peter Makowski has arrived. We are spending the evening
having an Asian film festival (no not sex films,art
films).
January 17
Spent yesterday going through photos - found my Joe
Perry negs... A big sigh of relief, thought I wouldn't
find them.
Looked at Scarlet Page's diary - it's much more palatable
than mine.
January 14
My flight is an hour early - I slept all the way, must
have been tired or perhaps it's old age... Talking of
which, I'm going to change my intro photo next week
- I look far too young...
Nice day in England - makes you enjoy the winter.
Have a lot to do sorting out Velvet Revolver photos,
plus Joe Perry wants some pictures for the cover of
his new album and Dave Mustaine for a book he's doing
- John Bionelli's girlfriend Kazuyo is in Japan of course,
and knows where all my negs etc are...

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Gibson Guitars are using a couple of my shots
to launch the new Pete Townshend Les Paul - it's
a re-issue of his original Number 1. |
January 13
I am so tired and fried, I've decided to go home tonight
- looking forward to it...
January 12

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Aaaaaaaaargh - I'm jet lagged... Have a big shoot
today. First is The Mars Volta. Cedric and Omar
are on form, I am very under par. I have to do
one shot for Guitar World. Omar being the brain
surgeon he is doesn't bring a guitar... |
Next is Zak Wylde, Steve Vai, and some Finnish guitarist
called Alexi whose band I can't remember. He looks about
4 years old. Zak has got a Viking hat (he got it from
Lemmy). "Motherfucker" exclaims Zak, "Put
it on!" Alexi has no choice... I do the shoot on
autopilot. Notice the sun might be out, but LA is freezing.
Go to a great restaurant in the evening, called Table
8... it's a cross between New York and South Beach
Miami, great food. End up in Amoeba, get Days Of
Being Wild and 2046 - both by Wong Kar-Wai - on DVD.
January 11
After getting to bed at 3.30am I'm up again at 7am
to go to Heathrow and off to Los Angeles. I've been
made a Global member of United Airlines, which is their
highest level. As I check in I'm told I've been profiled,
I think I've won something... Unfortunately for me it
means I will be searched 3 times. I start to really
lose it on the 3rd time of being asked to take off my
shoes - they are not shoes, they are trainers...
The flight is longggggggg but at least it's empty.
Nice and sunny when I land, it's been raining solidly
for two weeks...
Go out for dinner with Joe Elliott and his wife Christine.
Also Count Von Packerus and his wife Claire. The Count
is growing his hair to hide his very receding hairline...
I'm introduced to Denise Van Outen in the Whiskey Bar
- talked to her for an hour or so, she's very very nice...
Also saw Billy Gibbons. Had a really nice night out.
January 10

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Shoot Velvet Revolver at Hammersmith again.
I'm more focused - great show, Slash enjoys it
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January 9
Arrive back at 5am - it's freezing... I start to miss
Peter, who is still in Thailand - I must be tired...
Tried to sleep, Slash was calling me and I called him
back and we kept missing each other.

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Have a hard day, trying to get motivated (I am
so jet-lagged). Slash calls me so I'm off to Hammersmith
to shoot Velvet Revolver - while I remember my
good friend John Bionelli is slumming it and working
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He is crestfallen because Kazuyo, the woman
of his dreams, is in Japan... "I miss her so
much" he tells me. Anyway, nice to see him.
Especially as dealing with Velvet Revolver is
worse than a mental institution. Good show, but
I was elsewhere - hard to focus on what I was
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January 8
Peter met me for breakfast - he had a fruit juice and
a piece of toast. I'm staying on the concierge floor
- it's normally free but they looked Peter up and down
and want to charge my room... 'OK', I say and I sign
the bill. As we get in the lift I ask Peter how much
is 2,614 Batt - 'about $80' - eighty dollars for that,
that's outrageous !!!!!!!!!!! I go back and go mad at
them. They look bemused. 'Sir, 2614 is your room number
not the charge'. The charge is about $10...

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Off home today, back to the real world - well,
seeing Patong was reality. |
January 7

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Went out with Peter Makowski and Nicholas
late afternoon with the intention of really shooting
photos (Peter has now moved back to Bangkok,
he's staying in a charming residence called Bourbon
St - you'll find it next to Taffy's Hairy Pie
Bar - 'We should go Ross', he beamed,'you'll
really like it!'). Peter became annoying... 'I'm
hungry, I'm tired etc...' it was like being with
a five year-old. Found a shop I wanted that sold
vinyl - it was closed. A girl came up to me staring
and swaying, holding what I realised was a bag
of glue. She was completely off her face - first
time I've seen it here... Shoot Wat Arun from
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My Danish companion is going out with her
girlfriend tonight, so I am going with Peter.
He's very excited, in fact he is rejuvenated
by the thought of taking me out to dinner in
the city's red light district... He wants to
go to his favourite restaurant, Cabbages & Condoms
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Supposed to photograph some temples but it was
too hot and I was too lazy... |
Saw my friend Kass, who booked me a table at the Sky
Tower Sirocco restaurant - another friend of mine,
Tommy, runs it... When I arrived I found out it was
on the 64th floor.

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As I got out of the
lift the view was jaw-dropping... It's completely
open, with another giant staircase leading to
an Oysterbar which was a couple of hundred feet
higher - the most impressive restaurant I've
ever been to. And the food was great - had a
very nice evening with my new Danish friend,
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January 4

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Photographed Patong late afternoon. Until
you go there you can have no idea how destroyed
it is. Shot Starbucks where I'd have coffee every
morning - the army and the workers cleaning up
were so nice - it was very surreal seeing bar
girls walking by the rubble trying to pick up
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you drive ten minutes and you'd never think anything
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Going back to Bangkok tomorrow.
January 3
Had a very quiet couple of days - stayed in my room
and relaxed. The hotel has a 36-inch Plasma screen
and Bose 5.1 surround sound, so I've been buying pirate
films to watch. Saw Alexander, the new Oliver Stone
movie. One of the greatest comedies I have ever seen...
They're all talking serious Shakespearean English with
half of the cast using thick Irish accents including
Val Kilmer. Colin Farrell looks particularly queer
and is fantastically useless; in fact, so are most
of the cast...
Watched another movie, Deadman's Shoes, which was
very disturbing, but great - go and see it!!!
January 2
Flew to Phuket today, the flight was full people still
going down on holiday... It was very sad in the airport,
lots of pictures of missing people, and the army was
around as well.
Staying in a hotel called Trisara. Adam Clayton is
here from U2 - quite strange seeing him in the gym and
going back to my "little" room and seeing
him on tv... Everyone here is really nice and friendly,
especially the locals considering the circumstances
- don't stop coming here, the people need the tourism.
January 1
Chok dee pee mai (Happy New Year in Thai)!
Saw the New Year in at the Metropolitan Hotel in Bangkok.
I had a GREAT time, shot lots of photos, then left my
camera in the back of the cab !!!!!!!!!!!
The DJ was James Healy I think... He was in Hazey Fantazi
- it's beyond me how you can get paid a fortune to play
a few records??? The band playing in the Met bar was,
er, entertaining - called Futon, half-Thai, half-Japanese,
with a gay lead singer. The hit single was a song with
a chorus that went "let's masturbate..." By
the way, the food was great as well, especially the
dessert... Danish.

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Had a slow day by the pool - met Peter Makowski
for dinner, a very mellow evening. |
Got the new Guitar World with my session of Jimmy
Page and Joe Perry and friends from nearly a year ago,
I think it looks really nice.
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